The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to move something right next to you

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to be called justin bieber

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to become yourself

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make glass clear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!