The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!