The ability to not talk.

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the power to be wrong

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to walk on two legs

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power... to move you.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!