power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!