Taekwondo

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to be dead

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the power to die if you think

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!