The power to glow while under the sun

thumb_up thumb_down +121

Super-slowness

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

the power to breath without thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to be blind when you sleep

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

thumb_up thumb_down +75

Power to develop diseases.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

thumb_up thumb_down +59

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!