The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to become a llama.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to see through glass

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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To be able to summon old people

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!