Super-slowness

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!