The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!