the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to be wrong

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to die.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!