The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!