The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to look TV

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!