the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The ability to like this post

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!