the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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Tits for a guy.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!