Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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Lactokinesis

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!