The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to be dead

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Super-slowness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!