the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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Stop clapping

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to breath at will.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!