The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to see forever

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to speak only one language

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to be powerless.

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the ability to become black.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Super-slowness

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!