The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!