The power to have 21/20 vision.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to not see ads

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to breathe

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The power to grow one wing

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to be wrong

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!