The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to fail

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Power to develop diseases.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to see into the present

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!