The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power to read captchas

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!