The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to have hindsight.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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God tier Waste of Space

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!