The power to see through windows

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!