The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to control dodos

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!