The power to have a unique fart smell

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to bleed on command

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power drown in water

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The power to become black!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!