- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

Being only half invisible.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

The power to stick your head up your ass

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to waste time reading this.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

the power to instantly die

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The power to not exercise.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

Pointless Super Powers