The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to have no powers

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the powre to spel

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to die while dieing

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to jerk off

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!