the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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Meatvision.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!