the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!