The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to in power your self

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The ability to part...hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!