The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to science.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!