The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!