The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to control sloths

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!