The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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A healing punch

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to like this post

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to fly for a second

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the power to vote

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!