The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!