The power to die at will.

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the ability to post here

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to create powers

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!