The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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to make asians smart

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to change races.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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To be able to summon old people

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!