The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power drown in water

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to divide by zero

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!