The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!