The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Being a freemason

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to think salmon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!