The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to be a dick.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the power to instantly die

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power of words

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!