The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!