The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to exhale clouds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!