The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to mind reeds

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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A good Kisser

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to science.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!