The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to watch tv

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!