- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make my own sandwich

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

The power to live.

The power to never stop shitting.

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... hayball rolls

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to get an erection watching gay porn

the ability to make something that docent exists

to make asians smart

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

the power to write only the letter R

The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

The ability to make water luke warm.

Pointless Super Powers