The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to suck your own dick

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!