The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to plank

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to die while dieing

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!