The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!