The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to get AIDS.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to have a small penis

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to understand math.

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Third armpit.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!