The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to herd cats

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!