The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to lose all your limbs

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to shit in your eye

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to sleep

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!