the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to troll.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!